19delta, 46

I have a strange sense of humor (trust me it's cost me a lot of relationships..but oh so worth it.. (heh,heh) In short I'm an ego-maniacal, narcissistic, paranoid, arrogant, nicest guy you'll ever meet. I'm cool with anyone that's cool with me. I enjoy hearing colorful metaphors and cliches implemented in speech, also enjoy hearing conspiracy theories, and little history facts, so if you got any write me. I enjoy Hiking, camping, annoying current girlfriends, running (usually away from annoyed current girlfriends), seasonal outdoor sports, reading, poisoning pigeons, being a masochist on a diet, school, and eating peanut butter an jelly sandwiches. I guess I found my heroes in my childhood, umm..lets see..in the 80's..Jesus (cause honestly not alot of people would get nailed to wood for you) Captain Kirk, cause he taught me there is no situation that you can't get out of, as long as you fight dirty, lie, cheat, and womanize your way through it, and no it doesn't matter if they're green.