Rincewind31, 58

Hmmm not really here for anything specific. Fun, friendship, laughs, finding the woman of my dreams and settling down together with 12 kids and a cat. I enjoy many things in life, such as carving pieces of cheese into the shape of a cow. ing old age pensioners and then locking them in my shed. Popping childrens footballs - that type of thing.

Oh and by the way this is actually a fake profile. I only put these pictures up to stop young women on here constantly messaging me for hot, sweaty, exhilerating sex, and asking me if I would like to watch them on webcam, while they bounce naked around their bedrooms on a pogo stick.

Honestly girls, dont you have any self respect!