Notallen, 45

Make it so... Wow. This is where I really fail. I could tell you 800,000 stories about where I've been and what I've done, but I get a big FAIL in the autobiography portion of this test.
I've lived all over the world. I'm smarter than I should be most of the time and not as smart as I think that I am the rest of the time.
I'm not a perfect guy. As far as looks go you'd be more likely to see me in Newsweek or Revolver than in People or Rolling Stone. I wear glasses, have tattoos and piercings (not an absurd number, but I do have them), and I'm not tall.
I love having long hair. Nature disagrees with me on that point, so I'm resigned to having short, thin hair.
I'm a musician and I spend a good deal of my free time working on my first album. That's probably a consequence of not dating much though.
Right now I work as a commercial truck driver. It's not glamorous work, but it does allow me to travel and it pays pretty well. It's not my ideal profession, but it did stop me from being poor. I don't get home much, but I am currently trying to get a local job so that I can enjoy my friends, and life.
Who am I looking for? That's a loaded question, too. I suppose that I could throw out terms that would still utterly fail to describe my ideal mate.
I'm not looking for perfection. That's a sure way to end up unhappy. I'd like an intelligent freak. I want an attractive brainy alt grrrl. I'd like a woman that appreciates music but couldn't tell me what the top 5 songs on the top 40 are. I'd like a sassy woman that will debate my somewhat obscure views on society. I like trekkies, star wars geeks, and computer nerds.
I'm shallow enough to want to appreciate the outside, but deep enough to want to understand the inside.
I want what I can't have and strive to get what I shouldn't.