I copied this from my profile on IntellectConnect. General Information Personality: dry, sarcastic, needy. Hobbies: TOS slash, free lectures, Says You! Interests: puns, math, ShoreLeave. Quirks: gullibility, paranoia, insecure. Lifestyle: hermit, cat collector, gay-friendly. Ambitions: none. Know: I do not date well. Literature: funny, scary, or slash. Important: family, kindness. Qualities: brave. Appearance Appearance (mine): short, fat, near-sighted, (I have to write 250 chatacters? I am not HWP. I am not going to be HWP.) I don't care what you look like if you will brush your teeth, clean your nails, and bathe. Wear clean clothes. No comb-overs, please - I much prefer bald men (wear the excess in a pony-tail if you must keep it). Looking for My friends are homeless ex-con black transsexual pagans. Let's be friends first. What else can I put in here to scare off the riff-raff? Big naval battle. Enemy cruiser goes down. Admiral: Who sunk that ship? Aide: It was the cook, sir. He took the range and stove in the side.