Ephemerol, 49

I am an intermittent professional writer, intellectual, opinionated, loyal, provocative, a creature of routine when it comes to sauces and driving, fun, a tireless champion of the serial comma, Lovecraftian in build, fond of public speaking, Cronenbergian, helpful, gregarious, a good conversationalist, distracted by good use of color, complimentary, randy, an occasional babbler, hater of mayonnaise, poptastic, teleological, somehow possessed of great hair, appreciative, reliable when necessary, and almost always capable of watching one more thing.

I'm looking to meet guys who are smart, funny, and unafraid of subtitles in a haze... Scruffy librarians, for sure. And certainly quasismartass intellectual guys with flat drinker's asses who don't shave their chests.