Johnnyboy1a69, 42

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JOHNNY BOY

I am looking for a mate. Big or small doesnt matter to me. It's what inside that counts. I am a obese male with a small area downstairs that I am looking to utilize better. It's not much but it's cute. I'm tired of the baby mama drama and looking to settle down. Male or female it doesnt matter to me. I'm tired of self pleasure and looking for someone to assist me.

About Me

Gender Male

Orientation Bisexual

Height 6'00"

Weight 430 lbs

Hobbies & Interests baking, bible study, board games, comic books, computers, cooking & recipes, cosplay, coupon clipping, dancing, fishing, fleamarkets, gardening, horseback riding, hunting, internet, killing zombies, larp, magic, manga, mime, movies, music, naturism, nudism, painting, photography, pole dancing, puzzles and brain teasers, reading, robotics, shopping, sports, target practice, television, travel, video games, weather, wine tasting, writing

Body Type a few extra pounds, average, disabled, fat and proud, overweight, pleasantly plump, thick, voluptuous

Movies action, bollywood, comedy, drama, horror, indie, steamy, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi

Orientation bisexual, gay, lesbian, straight, transgender-ftm, transgender-mtf

Eye Color green

Hair Color bald

Ethnicity Inter-racial, Vulcan

Relationship open relationship

Have Kids yes

Education Level ain't had no skoolin

Profession Other

Income level $100,000+, Less than $25,000

Do you smoke? only when I drink

Do you drink? like a fish, teetotaller, alcoholic

I currently live in a van down by the river, with an insignificant other

Socially, I am a couch potato, anti-social, class clown, comic relief, flirt, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick

Political Views libertarian

Food Related Diet Phobic, Eat Out Frequently, Gluten-free Diet, Hot Sauce on Everything, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), Vegetarian

Personality burner (burning man participant), clown, coffeeholic, dominatrix, fashionista, flirt, geek, playa, playa hater, punk, redneck, total slacker, tree hugger, white trash

Individuality circus clown, cougar, cougar lover, goatee, magician, mime, ninja, nudist, piercings, pirate at heart, psychic, stache, tattoos, vampire, werewolf, beard

Religious Views Christian, Scientology

Miscellaneous deaf, hard of hearing

I'm looking for conversation, dating, fun, friends only, miss right, miss right now, mr. right, mr. right now, penpal, relationship, romance, roommate, something interesting, soulmate, the yin to my yang, travel companion

My Sign capricorn : dec. 22-jan. 19

Pets Birds, Dogs, Farm Animals, Ferrets, Guinea Pigs, Horses, Monkey, Pot-Bellied Pig, Rats, Small Furry Creature, Turtles

Gender Transgender, Male

Music Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Celtic, Chamber, Choir, Christian Rock, Classical, Country, Dance, Death Metal, Folk, Funk, Gospel, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, House, Indie, Industrial, Jazz, Jazz-Fusion, Karaoke, Metal, Motown, Opera, Pop, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, Punk, R and B, Rap, Reggae, Relaxation and Meditation, Rock, Screamo, Ska, Soul, Techno, Trance, World

Hair Style comb over, mullet, rattail, undetectable toupee

Fitness & Sports armchair quarterback, pilates, pole dancing, yoga

Health Related challenging dietary issues, detoxing, faith healing, folk medicine, homeopathy

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