|Posted: Post subject: Windows- Enterprise Edition!
|What would a typical Star Trek episode sound like if the Enterprise ran on Windows technology? Here are a few examples:
Scotty: "Of course I'm sure I wanna go ta warp, ya blasted piece-o-crap!"
Chekov: "Sheilds are down, Keptin!"
Kirk: "Reboot, dammit!"
Computer diagnostic: "Spyware found: Klingon tracking cookie"
Bones: "It's dead, Jim!"
Kirk: "Can you bring it back?"
Bones: "I'm a doctor, not Bill- Frickin'- Gates!"
Uhura: "Spam coming in on subspace, sir!"
Uhura: "The Romulans are demanding our surrender! What should I tell them?"
Spock: "Logic would suggest that Vista sucks ass."
Spock: "My science station seems to have locked up due to pop-ups featuring Klingon ----ography. Fascinating!"
Uhura: "The Klingon commander just called you a p'taq. Shall I Google it, Sir?"
Kirk (after sitting on a tribble): "Okay... who's been patronizing Cyrano Jones on E-bay?!"
Can anyone come up with any more examples?