Peace and Long Life
Peace and Long Life Kirk and Spock are doing it. Long and hard on the observation deck after a klingon vessel de-cloaks (detected because of their surges of neutron radiation) and beams aboard a whole gaggle of tribbles to get back at the Enterprise for both the AOS and the TOS events, meanwhile the romulan commander takes over the entire romulan empire and sips Saurian brandy in a fabulous victory gown unaware that Tholians are spinning 3km by 2.4km webs which causes interphase slippage into the mirror universe whereas she grows a beard and a jagged scar on her left temple.
Kirk comes, Spock comes, (simultaniously because of their mind-link) and the universe is all right with itself.
Continuum correcting space-jizz. Works wonders.